I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it.

(1) your own cell phone
(2) a tv in your bedroom
(3) an ipod (Well, Colin, my mp3 player)
( ) a photo printer
(4) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom (not yet! planned :D)
(6) dvd player in bedroom
(7) at least a hundred DVDs
(8) a childfree bathroom
(9) your own in-house office (Well I have a computer room/evil lair...)
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(10) a queen-size bed
(11) a stocked bar
(12) a working dishwasher
(13) an icemaker
(14) a working washing machine and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(15) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(16) a garden
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(17) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(18) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(19) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(20) private medical insurance
(21) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:
(22) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (Whole Foods & Trader Joes, you decide)
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(23) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a weathly person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(24) traveled out of the country
(25) met a celebrity
( ) been to the carribean
(26) been to the USA (It said Europe originally, but I've been to both)
( ) been to hawaii
(27) been to new york
(28) eaten at the space needle in seattle
( ) been to mall of america
(29) been on the eiffel tower in paris
( ) been on the statue of liberty in new york
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to (as opposed to losing your house or being evicted)
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(30) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (both, but we had horses)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Spolit if you have 40, apparently, 40? Bloomin' ell.